Simple, isn't it? Of course it is. So just what does this prove or postulate? Why The Flying Spaghetti Monster of course. But you did the math and knew that already, so lets get to the meat balla of it. Have you ever wondered just how it is that His Noodliness does The Flying? Of course you have, everybody does."The Flying: This part of the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives it flight, allowing it to span infinite distances in infinitesimal spans of time. This part is irreducibly complex, hyper-real (see Weird Calculus), and cannot be broken down into components. Doing so – if it were even possible, and it isn't – would incur the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is proven by this series of math-like squiggles:
The original formula revealed to Pastafarian scholars did not include the butter and toast element, which is necessary to relate kittens to antigravity. The Flying Spaghetti Monster inspired this revision one day when He skipped breakfast."
Poke the links all you want. If His Noodly Appendage really wanted them work, they would you know.
It is much to my dismay that when I was ordained I was not aware of The One True Monster. I am now. I can fix it. If I really wanted to. My friends the Muffins and the Squirrels object, rather heatedly, as we are still firm believers in, well you know. You do too. You still don't? I have an IQ of one and am very proud to flash it and sometimes it is often confused as the New Jersey State bird. See which of these last two show and tell's fits. And no my wanker is bigger. Hell I've seen clits bigger then that.
Believe in the great SPAM God or it will getcha. Don't need no stinkin Calacafisus mathomatics to prove that. I can Testify and marry you at the same time.
I'd like to thank, or blame, Conan for even putting the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his list of interests (That doesn't bode well for you dude. It might have before this, but I fixed it.) and hence to my now steamy attention. Cooked or fried works too. And Uncyclopedia and they don't give The Flying Kitten (I'm working on that formula) what is ripped off.
2 comments:
I hope that your calculus is for the second revised Kirk of the Flee'in Spaghetti Beastie (Known as the Wee Fioris)
And not the Anti-Pasta itself The Kirk of Ravioli.
Get some beer from the volcano and I'll catch you at the stripper factory.
Ramen.
My calculus? Lol, it was bestowed from on high or wherever Al Gore keeps the net these days and nights. Although I have been advised by an English Mathematical GeeKneeious + silly bits to get Laeqed for some future play time. Another for Open Office as well from another Genius of the unknown kind. Might be rocket come to think of it. I know a lot of them. I dunno why, just worked out that way.
Ahh the beer volcano and the stripper factory. My kind of noise.
Ramen
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