a little more, Huh?

See I'm doing my normal nightly rituals, well yeah, I have 'em. After all, I'm a card carrying Reformed Heathen local 42. Reformed Heathen? We don't eat missionary's anymore. Well, mostly we don't. So anyway, I'm doing these things and I trip over The Wife's pocketbook and some stuff falls out. Now I do not look in my wife's pocketbook. No I do not, it scares me. So I go, well you really don't want to hear what I said, it even made the dog blush. But I had noticed that picture had fallen out and I thought, nice party. So I slip the pic back in the book and pretty soon The Wife gets up and does her morning rituals. Don't ask. So I says to her, "Geeeze, dear one, I had an accident last night." and she says, "What did you do this time.". I cringed, I know that tone of voice. So I told her and then asked who are those people and by golly she knew everyone of them. Except, she left out one. So that sets the old gears into motion and I think, now how in Italian heather did she know them all by name? Damn it!! She had told me she was only going to library and I had figured it was just a long read.

The picture doesn't do her justice, she has way better legs.